{"product_id":"calf-slobbers-handmade-western-candle-rustic-enigma","title":"Calf Slobbers | Handmade Western Candle","description":"CALF SLOBBERS \n\nCalf Slobbers is sweet ranch humor wrapped in real memory—the kind that makes you smile before you even light it.\n\nFluffy marshmallow leads the way, soft and familiar, never sticky or juvenile. A bright tang of meringue cuts through just enough to keep it airy and balanced, adding a gentle zip that keeps the sweetness from settling too heavy. The result is warm, comforting, and lightly playful—sweet, but with a backbone.\n\nThis isn’t frosting.\nIt isn’t bakery overload.\nIt’s marshmallow with manners.\n\nNamed after a ranch-house joke passed down with love, Calf Slobbers is for anyone who grew up hearing stories at the table, teasing wrapped in affection, and desserts that meant someone cared enough to make them.\n\nVibe: Sweet • Lighthearted • Comforting\nSeason: Year-round (especially good when you want cozy without spice)\nBest for: Marshmallow lovers who don’t want dessert candles, nostalgia buyers, and anyone who appreciates ranch humor\nFeels like: A warm kitchen, an old joke that never gets old, and dessert served with a side of love and laughter\n\nMy husband spent a lot of time on his grandparents ranch growing up. Anytime his grandmother would make anything with marshmallow or meringue on the top, his grandfather would say, \"You're not gonna eat those calf slobbers are, ya?\" This scent is dedicated to his memory fashioned with the sweetness of marshmallow and the tang of meringue.\n\nPoured into a classic 8 oz jelly jar using 100% American soy wax, the highest quality fragrance oils, and a pure cotton wick — and made by hand, every single one of them.\n\n","brand":"Rustic Enigma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48875946508473,"sku":"01032000","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0803\/1089\/4777\/files\/a1f8206ec0059dcf73277c38250aff4b17286e69d461e2dce690fec39eff5ae1.jpg?v=1787425378","url":"https:\/\/roanandrelic.com\/products\/calf-slobbers-handmade-western-candle-rustic-enigma","provider":"Roan \u0026 Relic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}